quote = new Array(16);
author = new Array(16);
quote[0] = "The greatest blessing in life is in giving and not taking.";
author[0] = "Still Thoughts";
quote[1] = "Nothing is impossible, if we have courage and confidence.";
author[1] = "Still Thoughts";
quote[2] = "Be broadminded in our human relation and be mindful in the words spoken.";
author[2] = "Still Thoughts";
quote[3] = "I love you...";
author[3] = "everyone (at one time or another)";
quote[4] = "With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.";
author[4] = "Anonymous";
quote[5] = "By the power of Greyskull...";
author[5] = "He-Man";
quote[6] = "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.";
author[6] = "Anonymous";
quote[7] = "The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.";
author[7] = "Buddha";
quote[8] = "If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain.";
author[8] = "Emily Dickinson";
quote[9] = "Where there is love there is life.";
author[9] = "Mahatma Ghandhi";
quote[10] = "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.";
author[10] = "Eleanor Roosevelt";
quote[11] = "Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.";
author[11] = "Proverbs 27:1";
quote[12] = "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.";
author[12] = "Gandalf";
quote[13] = "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.";
author[13] = "Obi-Wan Kenobi";
quote[14] = "Warrington\'s aim is so pathetic I\'d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.";
author[14] = "Harry Potter";
quote[15] = "We\'re doomed!";
author[15] = "C3PO";
myquote = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length);
document.write("<dl>");
document.write("<dt>",quote[myquote],"</dt>");
document.write("<dd>",author[myquote],"</dd>");
document.write("</dl>");